Drop it like it's hawt

Fri, 25 Feb 2005 00:51:02 GMT

New lj.

Add me up at her_spin_light if you still read this shit.

I'm considering making the new one friends only. Maybe.

This one will be deleted.

Mixed Cds.

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 04:13:21 GMT

talking to some people is a really bad idea.

this is when it's better to let things die.

what happens to something when no one cares about fixing it anymore?

I found one...now i'm stepping on it till it dies.

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 19:44:13 GMT

Have you ever dealt with a life sucking leech?

They are these puss sucking, bottom-feeding, bacteria infected things that cling to you and try to suck the happiness out of your life.

They try to compensate for their own miseries by making you into one of their own.

The worst part about these things is that they release a layer of slime from their tentacles which temporaly blinds you and prevents you from seeing their true intentions.

They contaminate.

Foul little fuckers.

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 00:56:34 GMT

: )

You would Kill for this.
Just a little bit.

If your friend is standing next to you I want you to HUG them!

Sun, 20 Feb 2005 17:32:46 GMT

I fucking realized that this is who I am and that i'm not going to change for anyone. I'm never again going to apologize for being myself.

If you love me i'll give you everything I have. Hate me then don't talk to me, I probably don't care much for you either.

+ 4 bruises on my arms/ 2 on my legs
+ 1 bleeding ear
+ sore stomach
+ falling in the pit and cutting myself up on a step

+Underoath,Senses Fail, My chemical Romance, THE MOTHERFUCKIN' USED!

+ frosted lemonade, extra large soda, gallons of water from the sink

+ feeling alive for the the first time in months.

= Taste of Chaos.

I didn't deserve last night.

Magic R.

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 20:08:57 GMT

Ghetto kid is fucking with my head.

He's just so ghetto and...ah!!!

So we sit there in silence and don't talk about anything because what the hell are we suppose to talk about?

I just wanna get to know him as but he's so different.

It's cause i'm from the West side and he's from the East side.

How would you talk to a Ghetto Kid? Suggestions.

Well, we lost the Soccer match.

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 00:38:41 GMT

Whatever. We'll get them next year.

Norma Fucken' Jean.

Sun, 13 Feb 2005 06:02:43 GMT

I'm cold.

And Sheila sucks.But the girls that make up C.L.E.N are pretty cool.

Also i'm gonna fuck you.You think I just go around randomly kissing guys for no reason?

Oh yeah? I can do it too.Dictionary.com.

Thu, 10 Feb 2005 00:20:55 GMT

Have you ever felt the heat coming from someone you know wants to break your face? It's this amazing force and you just get ready and wait for it. And then it doesn't come. Self-restrain.It's a beautiful thing that happens between two people. Really.

I thought that Cookie Crip cereal would suck. It doesn't. I'm now eating it by the box.

I hated the Geico Gecko but I really don't anymore. It hasn't done anything to me. It's just trying to get by and sell it's car insurance. fuck. I admire it. He's just friendly, and full of information and fancy talk.

Why do you have to give up something you love for something you...love. No. My heart is torn. Old or new?

Following the Crowd.

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 03:24:41 GMT

If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of/with me.
It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad.. happy or sad, just so long as it happened.

Or maybe a memory you'd like to make with me...

* Then post this to your journal to see what people remember about you.

Congratulate her.

Sun, 06 Feb 2005 05:35:18 GMT

Patty got into UM.

Ps. She's now a vegeterian.

Rocks Tonic Juice Magic.

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 03:38:28 GMT

I miss the days when listening to Saves the Day was enough.

Crank.

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 02:40:11 GMT

Someone just compared their relationship to me to a Crystal Meth Addiction. Even though I destroy them they claim they can't get enough.

Nevenka.

Sun, 30 Jan 2005 17:15:17 GMT

The best fucking weekend and I don't take pictures. I feel kinda bad. Really bad actually. And all because I didn't take pictures.

*THURSDAY*Michelle,Nicole,Jenny,and Jessica drove around, went to Coldstones, listened to some ghetto jams, got super lost, talked shit. It was awesome hanging out with these kids though. Lasagna in two weeks bitches.*FRIDAY NIGHT*. Wrestling match.Chelsea.Melissa.Pedro.Brittnayy.Primitive dancing in a circle.Zach,Marcos,and the rest of the wrestlers kick ass.My Stephtones!!!Calling Dennis Fuller. 3 girls in a car and the Chariot Show? Albert,Gaby,And Dennis trying to make "Mike Flemming" jealous. Taco time and weird guy hitting on us. Thong inspector but at least we got free cokes. "Follow that BMW!".Wait, was there Sunset involved? Oh man and we raced Lia,Coda,Erica,and Nat. "Lis we're behind you!" "Well lets race bitches".Hilarious.Chelsea's cribbhuzz and now i'm addicted to CRANK.*SATURDAY NIGHT*.Heather and Bashley time!!! Holy fuck I love you guys sooo much. Driving all the way to homestead for a party, getting lost, dark roads,no gas, screaming, aliens, more dark roads, "Ashley the Omish aren't real...like unicorns!",no party, driving back. Moes and The Key for some extra memories, pimping out with the ghetto music, arriving at Megans party, Bathroom drunkness, meeting EVERY scene kid in the world, "If you sit in this room long enough you'll see everyone we've stalked on lj...and there she is! one down.",everyone being down as fuck and Ashley being happy for the first time ever,leave the party super late with heather, come home, talk all night about life and how she changed it. But all after a very surprising phone call. "Hope you remember me tommorow" "I will, will you?". Aww. Double Aww.Damn these drunk kids.

Sorry for the rambling. Actually no.

Don't listen to her, she's a crazy bitch!!!

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 19:19:49 GMT

I feel like i'm being cheated out of life. Like I missed out on too many things that i'll never be able to do. Ah,whatever.

Wanna see me picture?

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 18:12:50 GMT

I'm so effin' ghetto

Sheila's Garden State moment.

Bro, Chels is a fucken hawt bitch.

I have felt the pain of loss. I am Tiago.

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 02:45:43 GMT

So I went to Tops Chinese buffet and I saw the hottest chinese guy EVER.

I tried to communicate with him,"Ling wing ding" and even sing him a song, "Bayuu Wayuu Lalu!!!"

But I figured i'd better stick to courting him the proper way...so it was time for:

A Haiku for you...

The sky blew for you
The morning shines for you true.
Be my Valentine.

Le sigh.

Sheila and Trazor forced me out of the restaurant after calling me "racist" and "ignorant".wtf!

All I wanted was some dong-yong (love in chinese?)

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 20:19:51 GMT

SoIarguewithmyparentsaboutmoneyandstupidworkstuffandthenIfindoutIgotacceptedintoFIUwhichdoesnotmakemehappylikeIthoughtitwouldbecausethatjustmeansthati'llbestayingathomebutthatsokaycauseKimcamebyandwetalkedaboutgettingadormroomtogetherevenifwearejustgonnabeliving15minutesawayfromhomeSothenIfallsickandeveryonethinksi'mfakingituntilishoota103feverandthedoctorsaysitsnmoniaandicouldhavediedwithouttreatmentsoIstayhomeforacoupleofdaysandmissworkwhilemyparentskeepmefuckeduponcoughmedicinebutitturnsoutokaycausei'vejustbeensleepingalotanddownloadingsongsthisweirdemochristiankidhasonhisljbutilosthisljnamesoiguessiwontbestalkinghimwhichisashamecausehehadfuckingawesomemusicbutwhateverbecausemymombroughtmeaquesadillanaditsthefirstthingihaveeatenindaysbecauseofthisfuckingdeathcoldanditmakesmesickqhichremindsmeofmegettingovertheboyidberetardedlyobssessedwithforhalfofmylifebecauseheusesdouchbaggiewordsandisaspoiledcuntlickerialsomadearesolutionnottocursesomuchorusedirtywordsbecausethatisjustsotrashyandnotproperandimisscertainpeopleupnorthwhowritemethingsintheirljswihtoutputtingmynameandienvythoseattheuniversityoftampabecausetheyseemtobehavingablastandalotofrandompeopleaskedmetodoshitthisweekendbutimnotbummedimsickbecausetherearelikeamillionfuckingweekendstocomeandillplanshitwitheveryoneifeellikeseeingohgoditsfuckingrainingdownonmycarwhatswiththefuckenweirdweatherdoyouthinktheworldiscomingtoandend?

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 05:08:34 GMT

I love the ability I have of creeping people the fuck out.

I can just make a harmless comment and it'll just come out sounding horrible.

Like the other day I told a lady at a restaurant, "Wow, cute baby" but then I added "I could just eat it" and the bitch got up and left.

Why can't people just get that i'm a lover of the world? I wanna make peace, love, awesome chocolate chip cookies.

Come into my arms, I'll squeeze the life out of you...with a giant hug....wow see...that sounded bad, didn't it?

Spot rinse THIS, fcker.

Mon, 10 Jan 2005 01:25:14 GMT

I got trapped in a Car Wash.

Who the hell does that actually happen too?

I didn't realize it at first. After 10 minutes the soap and water kept pouring down on my car and I remembered thinking that that must be the longest car wash on earth.

17 minutes. Panicking, I started honking my horn again and again.

There was a long line of cars parked behind me waiting for their turn and the people began coming out of their cars and watching me. Laughing. Pulling out cell phones, probably telling their friends about me.

The gas station staff came. They laughed. The guy waved his arms at me and mouthed some words. Was that suppose to calm me down?

It took another 20 minutes to get the thing to stop.

C'mon, just do it.

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 00:15:01 GMT

The following are accepting donations for aid they or affiliates will provide to those affected by the deadly tsunami in Asia.

South Asia Tsunami
700 Light St.
Baltimore, MD 21230
410-230-2700
www.lwr.org

MAP International
PO Box 215000
Brunswick, GA 3121-5000
800-225-8550
www.map.org

Mercy Corps
Southeast Asia Earthquake
Dept. W
PO Box 2669
Portland, OR 97208
800-852-2100
www.mercycorps.org

Northwest Medical Teams
PO Box 10
Portland, OR 97207-0010
503-624-1000
www.nwmedicalteams.org

Operation USA
8320 Melrose Avenue, Ste. 200
Los Angles, CA 90069
800-678-7255
www.opusa.org

Oxfam America
Asia Earthquake Fund
P.O. Box 1211
Albert Lea, MN 56007-1211
800-77-Oxfam
http://www.oxfamamerica.org

Plan USA
Asia Disaster
155 Plan Way
Warwick, RI 02886
800-556-7918
www.planusa.org

Project Concern International
Asia Tsunamis Press List
5151 Murphy Canyon Road Suite 320
San Diego, CA 92123
858-279-9690
www.projectconcern.org
Project HOPE

Asia Tsunami Response
255 Carter Hall Lane
Millwood, VA 22646
800-544-4673
www.projecthope.org

Relief International
11965 Venice Blvd. .405
Los Angeles, CA 90066
800-572-3332
www.ri.org

Save the Children
Asia Earthquake/Tidal Wave Relief Fund
54 Wilton Road
Westport, CT 06880
800-728-3843
www.savethechildren.org

SAWSO (Salvation Army World Service Office)
South Asia Relief Fund
615 Slaters Lane
Alexandria, VA, 22313
800-SAL-ARMY

Stop Hunger Now
SE Asia crisis
2501 Clark Ave, Suite 200
Raleigh, NC 27607
888-501-8440
www.stophungernow.org

US Fund for UNICEF
333 East 38th Street
New York, NY 10016
800-4-UNICEF
www.unicefusa.org

World Concern
19303 Fremont Ave. N
Seattle, WA 98133
800-755-5022
www.worldconcern.org

World Emergency Relief
2270-D Camino Vida Roble
Carlsbad, CA 92009
760-930-8001
www.worldemergencyrelief.org

World Vision
PO Box 70288
Tacoma, Washington 98481-0288
888-56-CHILD
www.worldvision.org

Are you jealous of me and Mr.Dustin Hoffman? Well, bloody hell.

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 03:00:19 GMT

Sometimes when i'm driving alone I make up little games to entertain myself.

Sometimes I close both my eyes and others I take both my hands off the wheel. If I swerve then I loose.

I also caught myself doing 80 in a 40 mile zone. Why? because i'm an asshole. A wreckless, incosiderate asshole.

Sometimes I want a cop to stop me. Why? because I believe it would be the most interesting conversation of my entire life. I'd start by telling him that i'm an asshole. Then I would tell him an asshole...without a license.

Then I would moan as he put the handcuffs on me...this is getting complicated.

Ipod? I peed. Help? Helpo! Drunk on Christmas cheer, yo.

Sat, 25 Dec 2004 21:27:07 GMT

So my grandfather said it wasn't Christmas eve without beer and bought a couple of six packs and tamales with hot sauce.

This morning my parents filled the windshield of my car with $20's and taped me as I tried to catch them before the wind did.

So I got what I wanted for Christmas...and then I ran out of my house without shoes or brushing my hair and drove around waking people up.

There was this Christmas special about a dinosaur and 2 kids which made me cry.

And that was that.

I got an Ipod...but then again...who didn't.

There's always next year.

Channuka? Hannika? Screw it. I ain't Jewish.

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 01:16:16 GMT

Where did my Christmas spirit go?

I think I need a Christmas miracle where all of a sudden a ghost appears and takes me back to Chrismas past.

Not that Christmas past was any better.

Whatever.

Maybe this ghost will have some pot and by the end of the night i'll be like, "Yo, Casper...you are great in bed."

Hmm.

Maybe the only thing that can fix this is if I find Sheila sprawled out in my lawn Christmas morning with a dozen or so candy canes coming out of her bare ass.

Sorry for the graphic picture but I was just trying to give myself some holiday cheer.

Guess you won't be fucking Santa this Christmas.

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:30:25 GMT

I've decided how I would commit suicide if life ever got intorelable.

First I would drink a bottle of Vodka.

I would then proceed to put on my mother's make-up.

Then,wearing a Santa Claus hat and blasting that Puff Daddy song that was in the movie Godzilla, while driving 80 down the express way I would crash my beamer into (and hopefully through) one of the barriers.

No seatbelt on.